The Unity
- Ronny Bradford
Bradford’s dimwittedness set him immediately apart from his peers earning him the nickname “Bungalow Bradford” on the count that he had nothing up top. However his goalkeeping technique, although crude, proved effective. Plucked from Sunday League obscurity at the age of 24 Bradford made his first appearance as a pro footballer late in life, only playing twice before the volcanic meltdown in 2088.
| GAMES PLAYED | GOALS SCORED | ASSISTS | SHUT OUTS | RED CARDS |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 5 |
Then, blissfully ignorant of the struggle around him he dedicated himself to spending the next 7 years drunk. Posing no threat to man or beast the conflict that subsequently engulfed the world passed him by in a haze of Tequila and Real Ale. Until, the unification match of 2096 reignited his interest. Simply being in the right place at the right time led him to joining Tabula Rasa FC where he distinguished himself with brave, physical displays of goalkeeping. Worryingly he remained vulnerable to both injury and the referees red card proving to his critics that you can take the man out of Sunday League but you can’t take Sunday League out of the man.